What dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?