Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they're wrigleys.
How does the moon cut her hair?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What do you call a short cow?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What's a bee's favorite novel?