Why did the lamb cross the road?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What insect runs away from everything?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What is the most adorable season?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.