What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
A model plane.
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?