Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
He wanted to get some bright ideas.
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What's a car's favorite scary movie?
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What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
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Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
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Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What fish sings the best?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What fairy loves to count?
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