Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
He wanted to get some bright ideas.
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Where would you find an elephant?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Which subject has two parts?