What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What bird is always sad?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What do you call stolen cheese?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why did the elk have great hair?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What do Scottish toads play?