Which computer won the talent show?
A Dell.
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What insect runs away from everything?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?