Why was the pirate late for work?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What superpower do all middle children have?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why is money so stubborn?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do you call an exploding monkey?