What's the most expensive plate in church?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?