What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?