What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
No, I got them all cut!
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why are grandkids so great?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why was the cow afraid?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?