What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
No, I got them all cut!
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What do you call two birds in love?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What do nosey peppers do?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What animal floats best?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
When should you start writing a book?