Why are English teachers so smart?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What animals make the best students?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Where was Noah born?
What do you call an artistic dog?
How did the toad die?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What table can you never sit at?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?