Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
It's allergy season again?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What do you call a sad latte?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?