What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why was the dog overweight?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
How do you make antifreeze?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
How long will dinner be?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?