What vegetables do librarians like?
Quiet peas.
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What's a forklift?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?