What vegetables do librarians like?
Quiet peas.
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?