Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Which family member has tusks?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?