How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What is a cow's dream job?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?