What animals make the best baseball players?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why was the math book sad?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What is blue and not heavy?
What are baby potatoes called?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
How do frogs get to work?
What do you call an old snowman?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What did one firefly say to the other?