Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
When do cows get tired?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?