What did the pen say to the pencil?
So, what's your point?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
How does a penguin build its house?
That bird won't stop squawking.
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What says: oom oom oom?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?