How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Because she has a lot of rings!
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
How do you get kids to do something?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?