Why do salmon make such great detectives?
They can tell when a situation is fishy.
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do you call a short cow?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What bird is always sad?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?