How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
How does a lion greet other animals?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What day do hands always go to church?