How did the tree get lost?
It took the wrong root.
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What game do bats excel at?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
How is cat food sold?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?