How did the tree get lost?
It took the wrong root.
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What is the coolest country?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What fairy loves to count?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?