How did the tree get lost?
It took the wrong root.
Which fly makes films?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Can February March?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What do cows like to dance to?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?