What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?