What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Which elf is the best singer?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do math teachers eat?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What animal has the worst mood swings?