What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
No sun.
What game do bats excel at?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
How does a cow do math?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Where do kittens go to school?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
How did the pirate call his mother?