What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
How did the vampire start his letter?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What vegetables make the best music?
What's a forklift?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What do you call a short cow?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What musical instrument is the best typist?