Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Pencil-vania.
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do fish do at parades?
What do you call a pig thief?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
How do you send a message in the forest?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Where do cows go on vacation?
What school subject really rocks?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?