Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
How do you know bees have allergies?