What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Which state is the cleanest?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why are goats so funny?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?