What do you call a pig thief?
A hamburglar.
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
How do fish watch TV shows?