What's a bear's favorite movie?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?