How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
They all babble.
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Where do termites go camping?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?