What did the stair machines call each other?
Stepsisters.
Why are frogs always so happy?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?