What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why is money so stubborn?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?