What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Where do chips wear socks?
Which family member is always relieved?
What game do cows play at parties?