What's the hardest holiday to forget?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
How long do chickens work?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why was the math book sad?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?