Which relative loves rice?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why is summer always sad?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why did the echo get detention?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?