Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Which family member is always relieved?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?