Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What makes music in your hair?
Why did the echo get detention?
What is the most faithful insect?