Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
It kept raining cats and dogs.
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?