Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
It kept raining cats and dogs.
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What color are all the books in the library?
What's black and white and red all over?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why is money so stubborn?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What kind of bird can write?
What was the first animal in space?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?