Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
It kept raining cats and dogs.
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What do naked fish play with?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Where does breakfast live?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
How long do chickens work?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?