What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Fire-works.
Which singer could always break a five?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What bee is good for your health?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why is grass so dangerous?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Surprise!!!!
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?