How do you arrest a pig?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?