What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Fire-works.
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
How do birds threaten one another?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What do you call hiking college students?
What animal floats best?
What animal has the most fun?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?