What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What country has the most fish?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?