Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?