Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Because he heard they were going to lift God's name on high
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
When do astronauts eat?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What do you call an animal pop star?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
How does a cow do math?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?