Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Because he heard they were going to lift God's name on high
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?