What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
How do fleas travel?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why don't ants get sick?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What bee is good for your health?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?