Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why do crabs never give to charity?