How do automobiles fly?
By car-go plane.
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
How does dinner smell?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
How are teens like cats?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What do you call a tired tree?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?