How do automobiles fly?
By car-go plane.
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What is the most attractive fruit?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Where does laundry go to college?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
How do horses navigate at night?