What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What do you call hiking college students?