What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why do rhinos charge?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?