What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Good-pie everyone.
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What is the definition of Robin?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?