What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What's the politest month?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
How does the sun listen to music?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?