What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?