What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?