What do you call a belt made of clocks?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
How do fireflies start a race?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
It's allergy season again?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What kind of bird can write?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?