Why did the barber win the race?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do you give an angry rhino?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?