What dogs are always lying to you?
Bulldogs.
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?