What dogs are always lying to you?
Bulldogs.
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What is the strongest animal?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do you say to a really good barista?