Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
They're usually 90 degrees.
Why do cats love to work?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why are ghosts always single?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What does Santa order at the bar?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
How do snowmen get information?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
How does a squid go into battle?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?