What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Mush-rooms.
Why are cars magic?
What shape has a knighthood?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?