What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
A water baa-ttle.
How did the vampire start his letter?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do you call a magical reptile?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Where are average things manufactured?