What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
A water baa-ttle.
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why was the cat so small?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
How do you organize a space party?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What color are all the books in the library?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?