What do you call octopus twins?
Why are books always so angry?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What do cats wear to work?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?