Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
He refused to be spoken to in that tone.
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What kind of store would a dog own?