What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
A gut-ar.
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?