What do trees keep as a pet?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why did the echo get detention?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What do fish do at parades?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?